Psychobabble

How long have we got

50 minutes- long or not



And why not rather this chair

Than the sofabed there

The room’s sanitised clean

White tiles make up blank screen



What’s the use to explore

My deep private folklore

If I sit here in the buff-

My shame showing- that’s tough



Is the meaning we uncover

Worth the free-floating bother

Can’t find my secondary gain

Nor catharsis- just pain



And why sit on the fence

It’s a shared transference

So I’m anal am I?

Well then interprete! Please try.



No wonder people resist

Trust the internal analyst.

Next session’s to think

Now wash your hands in the sink-

Flush!