What the South Africans really think...

Heard on the Grapevine from South Africa


"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."

-Thierry Henry


Some Classics Coming Out Of The World Cup:



Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock


Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.


So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.


All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.


The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning ? “it is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible?” said Sipho Umboto aged 6


I'm going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!





















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